MEMBERS PROFILE:Louis |
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I am a male who is seeking a female. |
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Just the facts Maam':
I'm 52, I'm Scottish American,I've never had a girlfriend, I have a 300lb. Reticulated Python Snake,I'm a retired convict, I'm on welfare and I like it.
I drink, do drugs, and smoke.
I'm interested in setting fires.
Hope to steal a car so that we can go out on a date.
I'm handsome as Hell because I shave my head and I have a pot gut.
I have been told that I'm strange because music depresses me.
I can't read or write and I live with my Mother.
I promise to be bathed when I'm around you but do not promise not to embarrass you when we're in public.
I promise to love me more than you and hope that you will love you more than me.
If we ever have sex, I promise to give you multiple organisms.
 This is my actual photo
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| Available to Date Days | Ask me later... |
| Available to Date Time | I'll explain later... |
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DESCRIPTION: |
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| Age | 50-60 |
| Birthday | , |
| Height | 6-0 |
| Weight | 220-240lbs. |
| Hair color | Brown |
| Eye color | Blue |
| Ethnicity | Ask me later... |
| Religon | Spirtual/unaffiliated |
| Physical Activity Level | Couch potato |
| Smoking | Heavy daily smoker |
| Drinking | Party-meister |
| Education | less than high school |
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| Annual Income | less than $25k/year |
| Marital status | Single |
| Children | No Children |
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FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: |
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| Eating, Motorcycling, Partying, Sewing | |
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FAVORITE FOODS: |
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| Microwave | |
Favorite Restaurant: Road Kill |
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FAVORITE MUSIC: |
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| New Age | |
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FAVORITE PLACES: |
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| Mountains, Museums, Restaurants, Shopping Malls | |
Favorite Hangout: Cemeteries |
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Louis now has his recumbent cycle
Louis with his main helper.
One of Louis's favorite songs that he has mastered
The Poop Songby Gorg, Songmaster
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mp3 format
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